Beginning the Memoir

The first try being rather thin, Just a Teaser, Folks, no one's watching, anyway. The ether must be chock full of our mistakes.

But enough about you! This is MY glob, I mean, blog, and I'm going to demonstrate exactly how to write a memoir about your own life. How boring my childhood, humid Connecticut summers, long sunlight on the wallpaper, no bro's, no sisters. Cat always outside, dog afraid of slippery stairs. How many hours did I stare at the slope of the pitched roof ceiling?

But I digress. Memoir, now! My mother, departed since 1992, stands squarely on the keyboard. She is not smiling! Mom, sit down, you're in my way!