10. "Screw the Game, Rosie's on!"
9. "Excuse me, sir, we're really, really lost. Could you give us directions?"
8. "I don't really care for beer. Too filling. White wine for me, please."
7. "Honey, you up for some shoe shopping?"
6. "Oh sure, she's great looking but what about her personality, hmm?"
5. "I'm just feeling fat right now so I'll have a nice salad instead."
4. "I can't go out tonight. I've got nothing to wear."
3. "Well, I was just reading Cosmo and it said.."
2. "Um, Joe, do you ever get that no-so-fresh feeling?"
1. "This greeting card is way better than power tools!""
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too funny list...
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