1. Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't see any.
3. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
4. A man took his Rottweiler to the vet.
'My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?'
'Let's have a look at him.' He picked the dog up and examined his eyes.
'Well', said the vet, 'I'm going to have to put him down.'
'Put him down just because he's cross-eyed?'
'No, because he's really heavy.'
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1 comment:
Oh Reed, Reed, Reed.... the blond jokes. If we ever meet in person, I will have to introduce you to my friend Chris, who LOVES a blond joke.
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