The Lion Tamers

Two people answer the circus ad for a lion tamer, a beautiful young woman and a mature gentleman.

"Here's the chair, the whip and the gun," the circus owner says. "Who wants to go first?"

"I will," the young woman says. Ignoring the liontamer tools, she strides into the lion's cage and drops her coat, revealing her fabulous body. The lion stops his charge in midstride, falls to the ground at her feet and licks her all over, purring like a kitten.

"Well," says the circus owner, turning to the gentleman. "Can you top that?"

"No problem," the man says. "Just get the lion out of the way."

Thanks to Suddenly Senior.com